CHEER ME UP

Photo's courtesy of the beautiful Zyra


Today I need cheering up. I drove into the driveway yesterday and there were old pieces of timber that had been sitting there beside the carport for 2 months. I looked a bit further up and there were old electrical wires sitting in a heap under a bush. On the path that goes around the house was 5 old paint tins an old rusty chair, a box full of fire wood. Then beside the rubbish bin was an old stool and some more junk. I went upstairs and I said "Jason I don't mind you collecting crud just please keep it in the shed" sounds fair doesn't it. Well not according to him well when I keep the house tidy he will tidy up his rubbish. Which is easier said than done when you have a toddler and a 10 month old baby. According to Jason (I have now been told a lot of other men think the same) women sit at home and do nothing when shes is a stay at home mum. Today I arose and thought right I'm gonna teach you a lesson and I said "Jason today I am not looking after the children I will sew and relax and you can do it since I do nothing. Well the poor little buggars have sat and watch tv ( which I don't agree with in the day)

So why is this blog called cheer me up? I googled the words and I landed on the weirdest site I have ever seen (apart from a site for witches in Ipswich and they were wearing a pointed hat and had close up pictures of their nipples) It's a lady (well mmm!) called Zyra and she Say's that her pictures can cheer people up. Make up your own mind. Well Zyra, I thought you were a little strange until I read your inventions and then I Knew you were a little strange.

These are 3 of Zyra's amazing inventions


1. Using a gerbil as a paper shredder


2. Because people tend to look at deaf people as senile he oops she has come up with headphones instead of hearing aids so they look like groovy music addicts (did she think it would be a bit awkward at a dinner party)


and my fav one


3. Penguin Keys if you are looking at your computer keyboard and think it needs to be glamed up why not copy and paste a picture of a little penguin (up top of page if you would like to do it yourself) and print it out and glue onto your keyboard. (wow she should be on the new inventors)


THANK YOU SO MUCH ZYRA YOU DEFINITELY CHEERED ME UP


Keep Glowing


Kym