SUNDAY

Sunday is my fav day of the week I love to wake up read the Sunday mail have a hot cup of coffee or 3 and just relax. My favourite columnist is a lady by the name of Francis Whiting.

She is so funny when I had Riley she had just had a son Max So I could relate to everything she would write about.

Like sleep deprivation, francis said she went to a servo to get fuel and walked in to pay and forgot to put the fuel in the car I did the same thing I was so tired.

In the paper this week her column goes into "you know your old when" and she goes on to tell us that she went night clubbing for the first time in years and felt like a dinosaur. Some of the things she came up with were

• you know your old when you asleep and people think your dead
• Someone rings you at 9pm and asks if the woke you (my mother does that to me she says "missy I wasn't sure if I should ring it's after 8)

So I did some research and found a few more

you know your old when :

• you ask if thats good grass and your talking about the lawn
• you have a party and the neighbours don't even realize
• Your back goes out more than you do
• Your indoor plants are alive
• A $4 dollar bottle of passion pop is no longer good stuff
• You drink at home to save money at a real bar
• When happy hour is a nap
• Your sitting on a rocking chair and can't get it going
• The twinkle in your eye is only a reflection of the sun in your bifocals
• You look for you glasses for 1/2 and hour and their on your head the whole time
  

Keep glowing

kym