Brazilian wax

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Who the hell would get a brazilian wax and in my case who would see the wax job on me. I was reading about a lady who went into a Vietnamese beautician studio and asked for a brazilian wax. When the lady was applying the wax the women thought it was a little hot and half way through couldn't stand the pain. She got up and walked out and now she's suing the beautician. For 2 weeks she had blisters on her privates (let's call it betty) and couldn't sit down. When they interviewed the Vietnamese studio owner all she could say was "I was looking for a qualified beautician" Geez she hadn't even had any training.
Let me tell you a story about my old friend Fran who was probable the most selfish, self absorbed person I have ever come across. She would talk about herself and never even ask how you were. One night I went over and for 4 hour sat there and listened to her babble over 40 billion cigarettes and 2 bottles of wine about her ex who left her. The next night she wanted to come over my house and unfortunately at the same time my mother was going through a separation so mum rung and wanted an ear to listen to her so she was coming over at the same time Fran was. Well what should I do of course I rang up Fran and canceled and told her mumsy needed me. Well Fran the psycho went off "You ring your mother and cancel I have more problems that she does' and she was yelling at me. Well that was the end of our one sided friendship. So what's this got to do with brazilian waxing.

Well Fran decided that she needed to revamp herself so she booked in to get the brazilian. She said she walked in and they told her to put on some paper undies. They got her to pull the paper knickers up at the side of her Betty and put the wax. Fran said it was alright until rip "WOZWERS" she said she never experienced more pain in her life. So the beautician had ripped off one side and Fran said she couldn't do the other so stopped it. The funny thing was Fran said the wax had stuck the paper knickers to the side of her Betty and she was in to much pain to pull it off. So she just pulled her jeans on over the top and went home very disappointed that the revamp was only half successful. Geez I laughed Fran also went in for a spray tan once and said to the 18 year who was doing it "I would prefer to take all my clothes off" the poor teenager looked uncomfortable but Fran didn't care. You imagine that, you would be traumatised for life this naked middle aged women with a half shaved Betty.

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Kym