maggoted mummy

3rd of March 2008

I finished my detox on Saturday and decided that I had been good all week with my eating and drinking (very proud of moi). So I gave myself a little treat Jason and I and 2 good friends went out to the Thai restaurant. Before we left I thought oh well a few lite beers wont hurt me. Then when we got to the restaurant a few wines wouldn't hurt me either. Then we decided to go out for a bit of a boogie. We went to the only pub which was open and the vibe was electric. We walked in and there were about 10 people all sitting there not talking just watching tv. So we went out the back where there was the entertainment (a jukebox) and played pool. After more lite beers we were up dancing or more like jerking around the dance floor and then you wouldn't believe what happened next. This drunk festering thing began chasing after me telling me I was gorgeous. Now there's something you should know about me I worked behind a bar for years and not one person ever asked me out. Oh I'm lying I got asked out by a guy once and I was so excited I said yes. When it came to the night of the date I got all dressed up and he never turned up. So even with beer goggles on I was the only barmaid in Australia that no one tried to pick up. So this intoxicated being was chasing me around and you wouldn't believe it, there was the women that seemed to be really cranky at me. When I was dancing she would be rolling her eyes at me or pulling faces (as you do when you 10 not 50) and you wouldn't believe it, it's the intoxicated being's wife. So then we went back to our friends place and yes consumed more wine. In the morning I couldn't move my head I didn't even remember coming home. Jason said I tried to attack him in the back of the taxi ( which is hard to believe because I've have the sex drive of a dead yak) Every noise made my head vibrate and then over I went to pick up the kids from nanny and poppy's house. Well Riley was in fine form I had a friend come over with her little girl and Riley played beautifully. Until he got tired then it started. Siobhan took his chicken nuggets and so Riley began to throw himself around screaming. I tried to pick him up and he had sunscreen on and he kept slipping. He was kicking and screaming like someone was murdering him. The whole time my head was vibrating and throbbing. I finally got him into his room and he continued to scream. When I went back in, he had destroyed the blinds, thrown everything onto the floor and was still hysterical. My friend got him to settle down (isn't it funny they will take notice of everyone else except you) and off he went to sleep. So that was my Sunday and what's the point of the story I hear you ask. All last week I ate well had no coffee or wine and when I had finished the detox I over indulged in all those things I tried to avoid Why? I rewarded myself with all the garbage I avoided. Silly I know but what a great night.

When I get time I will put the after detox photo on

keep glowing

kym