HOT SAUCEY MAMMA

Oh I can hear it from here. my best friends evil laugh. This is the long awaited after detox photo and if anyone has ever thought of going through a detox and there is a remote chance that you will turn out like this, I bet you will think again. Just to make the photo more sexually appealing I thought I would cross my eyes mmmm yummy!!!. Yes life is not fair Why are some people blessed with good looks, brains, social skills and a terrific body then there's people like me who; well need I go into it. So why am I bagging myself out so much. At 3am in the morning my son woke up and I got up tickled his back and got him back to sleep. I was wide awake by then and so I went into the bathroom to clean my teeth. The sight I saw has traumatised me all day. We have those old 70's light globes around the mirror and when I switched them on even I jumped. It was my reflection. I had big bags under my eyes, every wrinkle was out in full force and my skin was like one big red blotch. Should I still be getting acne at my age? Quite often Jason will chase me around and I look at him and I think what's wrong with him how can he find me remotely attractive. So my next 2 challenges are to build my confidence up (which took a big hit after having kids) and find some friends. Geez I sound good. I have always had heaps of friends but remember I have just moved to a new town and need to meet some new people.Now let's talk about the breathtaking photo of moi above. Well after 5 days of detoxing I felt sensational, light, alert and clear headed. I also felt tired and cranky and my skin just broke out. I obviously have heaps of crud in my body and need to do a longer detox. I lost weight 3 kgs but then don't forget that I went out on Saturday night and put a tonne of toxic muck back into my system (what an nutter I am) so yes I have put the weight back on. I will definately do a longer detox and I am sure I can get my skin heaps clearer. The hardest thing was to stop having coffee and I was really cranky and I'm not talking about being snappy I'm talking gnawing through tree stumps angry.
keep glowing (hopefully not as glowy red as me)
kym