eat pray love

I have just finished reading the book Eat, Pray, Love and I AM JEALOUS.
For those of you that have never heard of the book it's a true story
based on Elizabeth Gilbert and her search to find herself.
Oh and it's a New York times best seller and there is a movie
coming out starring Julia roberts. So it's BIG.
When Elizabeth was in her 30's she was majorly depressed
hated her life, wasn't in love with her husband and realized
she didn't want any children but felt the pressure of having them.
So why am I jealous she spent a year of her life trying to find herself.
After she went through the divorce from hell and giving her husband
everything she set out on a self healing, self finding search around the globe.

Now this is why I'm jealous for the first 4 months of the year she sought pleasure. She
went to Italy to learn the language and eat the food.
She ate gelati for breakfast she ate so much pasta she put on 10 kgs.
Then she went to an Ashram in India and learned to meditate for 4 months and
she found god and he held here in his palm (a bit trippy I know but fantastic)
Then she went to Indonesia and lived with a healer and fell in love.
This women was having 4 orgasms before she got out of bed in the morning.
The book makes you want to become a sex goddess not that I'm not now I spose
having sex once every 3 months dosen't count (joking).
Now Elizabeth and her Lover are happily married have a thriving import
business collecting treasures from around the world and selling them and did
I mention the hollywood blockbuster in the making oh and their marathon energy
all night horizontal shuffling love making. I just don't have it in me anymore.
Now check out the picture of her husband whose real name is Jose he's close to 60
and I'm telling you he must be doing something right because I watched
elizabeth on Oprah and she GLOWED. Glow is my favourite word of all time
My aim is to get a bit glowy I would love to Glow but I don't, not yet anyway.
I think you need to have 4 orgasms before you get out of bed and then I'm
sure you will glow well who wouldn't glow.
READ THE BOOK, READ THE BOOK.
Honestly if it doesn't revive your sex life and make you glow it'll make
you green with envy and being a bit green can't be a bad thing.
Keep glowing
Kym

what's life about?

photo by boboniaa

Yesterday I was hit hard with a sledge hammer (not literally) with

some of the worst news anyone could imagine. When I got off the phone

I began to shake unfortunately I am not allowed to discuss it on my blog.

The news was so hard hitting it made me think how one little

thing one timy millisecond can change your life forever, permanently.

I once made a comment to Joe that as we get older we have more

experiences that we take with us as we are on this journey. The trouble

seems to be is that the one's that have the most impact are the

negative experiences. If you think back on your childhood think of

a bad and a good experience and the bad one will stir up the emotions and

be more vivid. So when these bad experieces are so nasty they change your

life and who you are. Then you get on with life but you are carrying

that horrible experience and then the experience before and so on and so on.

So when these experiences are so life shattering what chance does that

person have. One of my friends who I grew up with lost her son last year

he was only 8 months old and there is so much sadness in her. I believe

for the rest of her life she will have that hanging over her head. Feeling guilty

if she's laugh, always wondering what he would of been like. His first steps, His first

day of school, his first girlfriend and so on. All of this senselessly

gone in one day the cycle of his life never to be completed and then

left behind are empty, sad vessels left wondering WHY? it's pointless

isn't it? why give us this treasure and take it away.

So this is the point behind my blog is to vent my anger at how

damaging and real life is and then it dawned on me and I realized

the this is life, this is it as we get older it's serious stuff and

it's how we deal with this serious stuff that counts we all get

thown crap but it's if we get up and keep going after the crap is dished.

Nothing like this seemed to happen when I was younger well nothing

of this extent. So I feel that yes life is unfair and definately more

unfair for some than others but as I said before.

THIS IS LIFE

Keep glowing

Kym

charlee 1st birthday

Sunday was Charlee's first birthday and it was a fantastic day.

We only had some family over and I made the cake which was a little

scary and we got heaps of presents.

I am so tired at the moment my little diva business is going off like

a frog in a sock. They have a news letter that comes out monthly and

I was number 15 consultant in the company for my first month.

I don't do really big parties but I always get 2 party bookings per party and

I did an Oz biggest morning tea with the Arts center and I only did

4 hand massages and I got 2 parties out of that. There was a man

named sunny there and he wants me to do facials on some street kids.

I can't wait the poor little buggers it will make them feel great.

I did a party on Saturday and was approached by the hostess who

would like to know about becoming a consultant.

so things are going along nicely apart from I finally got my

appointment for my abnormal cells. I am so worried they

are going to discover some lump in my cervix. I always see that

ad on TV about zita robers who died from lung cancer and she is

saying who is going to kiss my children goodnight. I think that

really hits home when you do have a young family. The more

I discuss it with people the more common it becomes. A girl in my playgroup

has had cin 3 and they didn't get it all so she had to go back for another

operation. Imagine that, so Friday it's done and then it takes

2 weeks to find out if they have got it all Geez.

CRAP CRAP CRAP

Keep Glowing

Kym

the weekend pictures

This is Riley the big spunkazoid in his hot banana new glasses
On Saturday arvo it hailed like I have never seen hail before we had so much fun playing in it, eating it and just chasing each other around the house it was brilliant.
Riley and moi looking rawther attractive mmm!
This weekend was brilliant I had 2 parties to do and I did the markets at the showgrounds. It was the best time we did hand massages and I did one facial. I got 20 names to go into a draw for $50 worth of products and we got 3 parties. It was a very productive day and I laughed and laughed. I set up my stall next to my new friend Marie and Megan came along and helped me. On the other side was a lady called Ali. Gee we we laughing calling out to people and just generally having a great time. Along came a young girl who wanted a hand massage. She was a little simple had a nice black tooth at the front of her mouth which if you had a black tooth you would want everybody to enjoy the visual pleasure everytime you opened you mouth. This poor little darlin had really bad acne so I knew she was lacking confidence so I suggest I do a facial and makeover on her. She loved it and it made me feel really good to spoil her. She went back to her parents who had 3 teeth between em and dwelled in some cave up there on them there hills haw haw!! and her psycho mother was fully getting stuck into her with a ciggies hanging out of the corner of her mouth. Then this poor little girl came back to me and gave me back the catalogue and said she's sorry but she couldn't keep the catalogue because she didn't ask her highness tree gnawing, possum soup boiling inbreed mother. The poor little thing.

I had a party that night and then woke up on Sunday at 5.30am which is such a good time when it about 5 degrees. I worked out in the last 4 nights I have slept a total of 17hours IAM A ZOMBIE.

Well that's about it
keep glowing
Kym

focus

photo by miss maureen

I have just read an article on Ghandi's top 10 fundamentals to changing the world.

The number one was:

YOU MUST BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.

I love this I can always remember talking to a friend that is really overweight

and he was complaining about not having a girlfriend.

His ideal women would be slim, a virgin, good looking etc

and I remember thinking you have to

become what you want to attract.

So if you want to attract a fit sporty wealthy man than get out there

and run your arse off and get into other avenues of income earning.

Well I want to attract in my life a team of motivated women to run with me

in Diva. So I have to be totally focused and motivated even if time

is scarce. Today is a full on Diva day and this weekend I have 2 parties

and I am going to the markets on Saturday and then next week I have one party and

the hand massages. I hope all my hard work pays off soon. All I seem to think

about is eating lollies, drinking wine and thinking I look like a butch lesbian.

So into my life will come an obese, alcoholic Ellen Degeneres god help me

Keep Glowing

Kym

new kymmy

photo lun+

Yesterday was a great day we went to playgroup and noone turned

up so it was just Riley, charlee and moi.

So then old grumble bum Charlee of course got grumbly so we went home

and she went to be. Riley and I went downstairs opened up the full of rubbish

garage and went through the boxes full of toys and we played and played

and played oh and why not? we played. Then I filled an old pool up with

sand and we played. At about 3 o'clock he asked if I was feeling tired and I said yes and he

replied "We've had such a big day it been big fun".

I got a phone call from a business where I dropped catalogue off

last week and they want me to donate a prize to

Oz biggest morning tea and me being the brilliant minded business

women said "how about I come in and do mini hand pampers and then

any party booked 10% goes to the cancer council" she will get back to me.

I have never in all my life wanted to eat more rubbish I fear that I

will put on 5kgs this winter. So today I challenge myself to only eat goooooddddd

things. The trouble is it's so cold and the thought of having cereal in the morn

just makes me want to barf. I have to collect all those catalogues today and hopefully

there's heaps of orders one can only hope. I am in the process of organising

an oz biggest morning tea and I have rung a tarot reader to come along as well as

Marie can do a fashion parade and face painting. Then I will do either facials

and makeovers or mini hand pampers I can't wait.

Well that's about it I need to get a little bit more interesting

and do more things if this is going to be an excellent year oh well.

keep glowing

kym

butch lesbian

Now what the hell was i thinking I went to the hairdresser and said I would really like short hair and I said what would suit me. She picked out a messy do and said "GO ON" and I said no she said "GO ON" and I said no and she said "GO ON" and I said YES WTF was I thinking. I feel like a butch lesbian I have spent hours in front of the mirror trying to create different styles with it and there are only 3 that I can come up with. The straight down style as above. The horrible fright style which just sticks up at the front and the slick to the side style with I rawther like. Geeezus I will get used to it. I told a friend I had cut my hair off and she said oh no you have to look like a model and have clear skin oh no. AND I DON'T? mmmm!!! hee hee. Jason couldn't stop smirking oh well I said to jason did you get me something for mother's day and Riley answered that I am now the proud owner of a bright orange push bike. Fantastic now we have 4 pushbikes he must of got it cheap as chips from a garage sale. So can't wait to put my helmet on and hide my festy ferrel new hair do. Geez the picture makes my nose look even bigger than it already is. Jason went out last night to an all you can eat and drink thingy and thank god I put Riley in bed with me because Jason came home and slept in Riley's bed and you should smell Riley's room phew.
Charlee is about to start walking or running at the rate she goes and check out the bruises on her forhead she had 6 at last count. Geez she's a hot kid and took Riley and Charlee to get my shear at the hairdressers and I nearly fell over they both behaved themselves. What has happened I now have to find something else to whinge about as Riley is turning into a GOOD LITTLE BOY. I am beginning to become quite bored on the weekend in this little town I need to join something or hopefully get more parties for Diva. It's what you make it as they say.
Well that's it
keep glowing
kym

Dancing Cadet

This is so funny I can't believe this guy dances like this it's awesome
keep glowing
kym

Diva

photo by milkpockets

Since I've found out about the abnormal cells and then Joe's lump in her neck life seems

to have slowed right down. It's funny how all the things which you

think are pretty important easily become pushed to the back ground

when something else arises. Are they really that important in the first

place. I have slowed right down with my Diva because I'm waiting for

my hospital appointment. Then something happened yesterday

that put the wind in my sail. I met another Diva consultant she came

over for a cup of tea and she was LOVELY. Very very likeable and professional

she just hasn't had the confidence to take the first step. The trouble is

the town where I live is to small for 2 consultants. So you guessed it

I went out yesterday and dropped off brochures. My mother in law is looking

after Charlee today for a few hours and I am going to saturate this town with Diva.

Beg everybody I know or only slightly know to have a party I will get more

catalogues delivered today so I will door knock as well. This is to big an opportunity

to just sit down and not do anything. So I have to totally focus on Diva and

forget about my funny cervix cells and when the appointment

comes up I will worry about it then. We find out today the results from Joe's needle biopsy and I am a little worried. From now until the rest of the year I will only concentrate

on getting my business up and off the ground.

As it is coming up to winter and it's freezing already I can't help but

eat rubbish. I ate sustain for b'fast yesterday which I was proud of myself

because cereal is hard for me even to think about eating. Then I thought

I would have a big slice of lasagne and then potato bake for the rest of my breaky.

I try and focus on only eating raw food from the earth and I can't think of

anything better that a lamb chop and mash potato. So I notice that once you

begin eating good heathy cuisine generally after a few days you look at a cow's

sliced up calf and that will make me want to barf at the thought of eating it.

So I just have to challenge myself to stick to 2 days of only raw food otherwise I will

be as big as that cow I really want to eat.

Keep Glowing

Kym

bargain

Yet again I have been scoring bargains. This is from a little market just down the road and it cost $5 it's a choker and I love it. This one below was only $10 an I wore it to one of my diva workshops.
Last night we had so much fun some friends came over and we turned out the lights in the house and played spotlight. The kids had an absolute ball and it bought back childhood memories they were so excited. This is the kids minus Charlee she had just gone to bed.
Yet again Riley keeps pulling faces and all he said was fat bum, fat bum and some more fat bum.
Today we are entertaining again I love this lifestyle and I will be going door knocking. I have to get some more bookings I have 4 more for the month I need more. I went in to price riley's glasses and they will be around $400 geez.
Keep glowing
Kym

This is the latest photo's of the hot banana kids. I caught Charlee falling off her bike in mid flight and Riley will always pull faces in photo's. I have finally had a chance to search the Internet and check out other blogs and I have found some good ones. i love the whole vintage inspires blogs so check this one out it's a girl called Rhiannon.
Where do they find these cool outfits from I love them.
Well I have had a very strange week with finding out about my abnormal cells and they Joe has had a lump on the front of her neck for about 8 months and finally got it checked out and she had to go for a biopsy to find out if it's cancerous. So we're both going through a similar thing at the same time. It's funny when you talk to people about health problems how many other people have faced similar things. I had a party last night with a lady Kim and she was telling me that she's had a lump in her thyroid for years. She had the needle test and it's always been clear and the doctor told her that even if it was cancer it would take 10 years to spread.
Well that's enough of that depressing gook I will tell you about what I have been up to. Well since I've found out the news I have been a tad forgetful. I went to the post office the other day and got Charlee out of the car walked into the post office and of course forgot my purse. I went back outside and looked at my car and the back door was wide open. Of course I thought someone had broken in and stolen the pile of nappies, wipes and junk food wrappers off the ground. A van was reversing back into the door and I was yelling to stop them from ripping the door off. I realized that I had left the door open (mmm) the lady in the van kept laughing. When I had finished in the post office I went back to the car and couldn't find my car keys. The lady came out and of course laughed again and told me that she had one day put the grocery's into the back of the van and drove home. She kept thinking that the back windscreen was nice and clean and when she got home she realized that she had left the back door up and half the grocery's were missing. They must of bounced out as she was driving along. It must be a women thing that as soon as we have children our brain ceases to work.

Well that's my zombie week
keep glowing
kym